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Star Wars Opening Crawl
Credit: Tim Pietrusky
Adapted By: Adam Jaffe Back

A long time ago, in a galaxy far,
far away....

Episode 42

It is a period of much work. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Other Stuff to Do Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the POORLY-SCOPED- TRELLO-CARD STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Adam Jaffe Back races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plan that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy.... he's forever delayed in getting his travel blog up.